At noon on Friday, Zero Channel creator Kurtzsistovstanowski declared that he would apply to the chairman of the Polish president in the May election, giving a speech in Warsaw “PS.”
The snack-held journalist said, “He collected at a record-breaking four days,” and “takes 4 million signatures to the National Election Commission.”
Presidential election. Krzysztof Stanowski and the “Declaration” Series
Stanowski further declared that if he takes away the position of president, he would leave his signature in its present form. – Digitalization time is approaching. We’ll introduce you to the new digital support signatures starting from the next election. Dear competitors, there’s no need to forge signatures – he said.
He added that the signature is “automatically generated thanks to the Pesel Number Generator.” Krzysztof Stanowski claimed to change Poland.
– Enough politicians to turn their backs from voters hiding in the palace behind the wall. If I become president, I promise that not all requests from you will remain unanswered. On the first day I install an auto attendant. That will promptly result in you receiving a return message – he continued.
Stanowski gave a speech. Many promises fell and collected as many signatures as needed.
Krzysztof Standowski’s speech was full of irony. Polish presidential candidates, among other things, said they would shorten pregnancy to seven months, introduce legal termination of pregnancy at age 14, and introduce 500 plus for farmers.
Cash allowances will fall “for all pigs or people who identify as pigs.” – The poorest Poles get permission for free vacation. Meanwhile, they can fly on all-inclusive foreign holidays, where they can eat for a week – Stanowski continued.
But the journalist’s ironic promises did not end. He also said he would change the name of the Indian Ocean in the Polish sea in Atlas, saying Polish women and Poles would be surrounded by “one hundred-year-olds.” -50% are eligible for such persons. Paintball discounts – he added.
Finally, Krzysztof Stanowski declared, “We’ll cut electricity prices by 300%.” “No one has collected as many cardboard boxes as we do. Three trucks filled with boxes begin under PKW,” the presidential candidate wrote before giving a speech.
Presidential election 2025. List of candidates
PawełTanajno (POLITAL LABALAL ANTREPLE PASTE PARTY)
Marek Woch (Cannot be a non-party local government employee)
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