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They lost to the Cubs on Sunday.
Having eaten a ton of jerk chicken last night, we decided to root for the Wrigley Bills again.
Chicago is at Pittsburgh, where Justin “The Animal” Steele is 2-0 in his past four starts, giving up four runs in 21 2/3 innings.
Pirates' Jarrett Jones has not pitched in a major league game since July 3.
Jones is currently rehabbing a “strained right lat muscle” with the Indy Indians, but the nickname continues to take its toll on Native Americans.
Jared Jones will return to the Pirates to face the Cubs on Aug. 27, 2024. USA TODAY Sports, via Reuters
Jones had given up nine runs in 16 2/3 innings before the injury.
A deep-thinking Steele commits a robbery in Steel City.
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They tried pitting the Nationals against the Yankees and a top-flight Aaron Judge, but, well… they shot themselves in the foot.
Judge hit his 1,000th career hit, and Gleyber Torres, Austin Wells and Jazz Chisholm Jr. all hit solo home runs as the Yankees defeated the Nationals, 5-2.
Nestor Cortés won a brilliant victory.
I lost.
Strasburg fell -533 points.